Engrish 101: How to write proper Engrish

Hi,
This is a blog about funny English signs that I have spotted in China. There is mixed up grammar, incorrectly spelled words, and more.
So today's post will be on how to write in Engrish! :)

STEP ONE: randomly put words together to the point that no one can understand you.
For example:

Apparently, it's SUPPOSED to mean "Work hard". How did that happen??
"haidlv"??






Anyways, onto STEP TWO: Literally translate everything. EVERYTHING.
For example:

Um...thanks? I don't really want to "GO DOWN."
Couldn't you say "Continue going down the stairs"?
What happened to your etiquette? :)







STEP THREE: Be cool and add extra letters to words.

"I will certainly openning the door for you!"
what else is there to say??






That's all for now, but check here later for more steps on how to speak Engrish!