Engrish 101 Part two

Herro! Welcome to the second part of How to Write in Engrish!!
Without further delay...

STEP FOUR: Use an emotional appeal in the sign.

 "Please don't step on me, I am very painful!"

My heart totally feels for the fresh blades of grass that cover up the sign.
I am so scared for the pain that will be inflicted by the grass, as it is "very painful!" :P




STEP FIVE: Put all your words together in the same sentence, and don't use punctuation.

I don't get the random capitalization either..











STEP SIX: Switch out words to confuse the reader.

what is a "fauing tree branch"??
I am confused.




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Have a wonderful new year!
~Sonya